Elon vs Vlad arcade logoEVV ARCADE

An entirely unserious arcade game

Elon vs the world

Settle absolutely nothing in sixty seconds.

6 FIGHTERS ◆ 1 ROUND ◆ ZERO DIPLOMACY
EVV // ARCADE01 PLAYER · 01 ROUND
Rotate to play

Turn your phone sideways for a full-screen fight.

HOVER OR TAP A FIGHTER FOR THE INSIDE STORY⚡ SATIRE MODE
FIELD GUIDE // 01

How to play

DESKTOP← → / A D move · ↑ / W jump · Space punch · B block · V special

MOBILETurn sideways. Slide on the left pad to move and slide up to jump; use the right buttons to fight.

EVV // THE STORY

About Elon vs Vlad

Elon vs Vlad is a free, one-minute browser arcade game built as a parody of public figures. Pick any of six fighters for yourself and any fighter for your computer-controlled rival. Mirror matches are welcome. There are no accounts, purchases or real-money stakes.

Who can I play as?

Choose Elon Musk, Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, Sam Altman, a unicorn or Amazon Jeff. Elon brings a flamethrower, Vlad has a bear roar, Trump launches a Word Storm, Sam fires AI Overdrive, the unicorn launches rainbow poop, and Jeff sends his dog charging across the arena.

How do I play on mobile?

Rotate your phone to landscape. Slide your finger left or right on the movement pad, and slide up to jump. Use the buttons on the right to punch, block and use a special attack. On desktop, use arrow keys or A/D/W to move and jump, Space to punch, B to block and V for a special attack.